Hey whaddayaknow: I replaced you without skipping a beat. Someone hotter, too. So that’s pretty sweet stuff right there cuz I thought I was going to be all like boo hoo love of my life boo hoo I miss you. Turns out it’s all mashed potatoes and gravy over here.
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Ab. Worst
I don’t know which I hate more: that I got your absolute worst, or that she’s getting your absolute best.
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Drunk Ghost
There are nights when I get so drunk I’m this close to picking up the phone and calling you. But I never do. To me you are perfect, but since you’ve replaced me, I guess I’m a ghost.
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The Fresh Prince Created…
The Cat Daddy:
The Shuffle:
The Single Ladies Dance:
The Stanky Leg:
The Cyclone:
The Dougie:
